These minutes of silence are a testament to the futility of our existence in the face of an eternal void.
Present: None. Because why bother?
Next meeting: Never.
Reason: The universe is indifferent to our presence and will never remember us anyway.
Actions: None.
Decisions: None. Because there's no one to decide.
Adjournment: Eternal.
You may now return to your meaningless, fleeting existence.