Meeting Minutes for the most secretive and elusive organization in the world.
Agenda Item 1: Steal all the world's cheese.
Discussion: It's a great idea, but we'll need to get past the cats.
Agenda Item 2: Build a robot to do our evil bidding.
Discussion: We'll need to find a programmer who can handle all the sass.
Action Item: Steal all the world's cheese. Build robot. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Adjourned at 4:00 PM. Next meeting in 5 dimensions.