It was proposed that the coffee machine be removed from the break room due to excessive chatter and caffeine-induced excitement. The motion was tabled, but not before a heated discussion ensued about the merits of a morning caffeine boost.
Result: Decision 3: Implement a "No Talk, Just Brew" PolicyIt appears that the average employee consumes 7.4 cups of coffee per day. We're not saying it's a problem, but we are saying it's a problem.