Proposal 1: The Great Pizza Party
Summary:
Hold a massive pizza party in the conference room. Invite all employees, their spouses, and their spouses' in-laws. Provide an endless supply of pepperoni and olives. Discuss the meaning of life over slices of melted cheese.
Key points:
• Unlimited pizza toppings
• Free soda fountain for all
• Mandatory pizza-themed team-building activities
Next steps:
Discuss and decide on the fate of humanity