Meeting Minutes: 2022-03-17
Present: Bob, Alice, and 3 other highly-paid consultants.
Topic: The Great Coffee Machine Uprising.
The meeting was called to discuss the recent malfunction of the office coffee machine, which had been on the fritz for exactly 17 days.
Alice reported that she had seen a suspiciously large number of coffee cups in the break room, which she suspected might be the work of the malfunctioning machine.
Bob suggested we call in the experts, but the other consultants were too busy sipping artisanal lattes to care.
Decided: We will call in the experts. Or not. Maybe just order a few more lattes.
Next meeting: same time, same place, same coffee machine problems.