Attendees:
1. Bob (Manager of Something)
2. Jane (HR Representative with an Itch)
3. John (IT Guy who doesn't know what he's doing)
Bob: "Has anyone seen the donuts from last week's meeting?"
Jane: "I think I ate them all."
John: "Wait, did we have donuts at this meeting? I thought we were discussing the server upgrade."
John: "I'm telling you, we should just stick with the old server. It's fine."
Bob: "But think of the progress we can make with this shiny new thing!"
Jane: "I just want my email to work."