Attendees:
- Grand Vizier, John Smith
- High Priestess, Jane Doe
- Minister of Disinformation, Bob Johnson
Agenda:
Discussion:
We began by discussing the new plan for world domination. The Minister of Disinformation presented a comprehensive report on the effectiveness of our current methods, and we all agreed that we needed to do more with less...lies.
Decisions:
- Approved the purchase of a new fleet of robotic, flying monkeys to carry out our nefarious plans.
- Decided to increase the frequency of our mind control transmissions to once an hour.
- Assigned Minister of Disinformation to lead a team to develop a new, more efficient way to confuse the masses.
Actions Items:
- Implement new, high-stakes, global poker game to distract the populace while we take over the world.
- Develop a new, more convincing, reality TV show to further our agenda.
- Meet with the Illuminati's IT department to ensure our servers are running smoothly, and our doomsday device is still functioning.
Next Meeting:
2022-08