Attendees:
- John Doe (Chairman)
- Jane Smith (Vice-chairman)
- Bob Johnson (IT Department)
Meeting Purpose: To discuss new ways to waste time.
- John Doe: Create a new committee to discuss the meaning of life.
- Jane Smith: Research the optimal coffee-to-pastry ratio in the break room.
- Bob Johnson: Implement a new system to track who ate the last donut.
Decisions:
- Unanimous agreement to use Comic Sans for all meeting minutes.
- Unanimous agreement to serve pizza for the next meeting.