MEET-002: A Meeting So Bizarre, It Made the Coffee Machine Cry

Minutes of the Meeting That Shouldn't Exist

Attendees:

• Bob, the CEO
• Jane, the Intern
• Mike, the Guy Who Eats All the Cookies

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life
• Eat all the cookies
• Make fun of the coffee machine

Decisions:

1. a) We will continue to ponder the meaning of life, but only after we're done eating cookies.
2. b) The coffee machine will be given a stern lecture, but no actual action will be taken.

Next Meeting:

MEET-003: The Meeting That Ran Out of Cookies

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