Meeting-005 Minutes

Attachment 3: "The Spreadsheet of Doom" (Download)

Attachment 3 is an 8MB Excel document filled with enough red font and ALL CAPS to make your eyes bleed.

View meeting attendees and their questionable life choices

Discuss the meeting's impact on global productivity

Warning: This meeting may cause drowsiness, headaches, or existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.

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