Key Decisions
- Decided to spend an entire meeting discussing the meaning of life, but ultimately concluded that it's just a bunch of meaningless words
- Failed to set a clear agenda, leading to 3 hours of pointless small talk
- Spent an hour discussing the merits of beige vs. gray office chairs
- Forgot to bring donuts
Action Items
- Send a strongly worded letter to the janitor, complaining about the state of the break room
- Set a reminder to water the office plants (again)
- Call a meeting to discuss the meaning of 'synergy' (again)