LAST MEETING MINUTES

MINUTES OF THE LAST MEETING OF THE FICTITIOUS CORPORATION

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

It appears the coffee machine was turned off. Again. For the third time this week. Someone needs to get a grip.

The CEO announced that the company will be implementing a new policy: "If it's not on the to-do list, it's not a to-do."

Someone asked about the meaning of life, but the CEO just shrugged and said "I'm still working on it."

John from HR got stuck in the copier again. We're still trying to get him out.

AGENDA ITEMS DISCUSSED:

• When will we finally get the new copier?
• Who ate the last donut?
• Is it too late to start the company picnic planning committee?

NEXT MEETING:

We're still trying to schedule it. Maybe.

See you all next time (if we make it out of the copier).