Meeting Minutes: Linda the Therapist Who Thinks She's a Shrink

Minutes of our meeting today are a mess.

Today's agenda: "Exploring the intricacies of my delusional identity as a therapist.

Linda spoke at length about the importance of being a "Shrink" despite lacking any actual training or credentials. She emphasized that her extensive collection of Dr. Phil's face masks is a valid substitution for a degree in psychology.

Next Steps:

• Continue to humorously feign interest in Linda's antics
• Request more Dr. Phil face masks for the office
• Schedule a meeting to discuss the ethics of pretending to be a therapist