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Martian Employees' Union - Meetings Minutes
Mars Base 7 Employees' Union - Meetings Minutes
Meeting 1: "In-Situational" Coffee Machine Maintenance
Attendees: Bob, John, Alice, and 3 AI-powered accountants (who just stared at us silently)
Decisions:
- Bob: Replaced coffee machine with one that makes "Galactic Mocha" ( patent pending, not pending)
- Alice: Requested a 10% raise to compensate for "interplanetary" commute times
See Meeting 2: "Oxygen Levels" discussion
Meeting 2: "Oxygen Levels" Discussion
Attendees: Everyone except Alice (she's in "oxygen-replacement therapy")
Decisions:
- John: "We need more oxygen, not less!"
- Bob: "I'm pretty sure we can just use the spaceship's life support system"
See Meeting 3: "R&R" discussion (not really)
Meeting 3: "R&R" Discussion (not really)
Attendees: 2 AI-powered accountants (who just stared at us)
Decisions:
- AI-1: "We need more... things"
- AI-2: "No, we need less things, more space"
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