Meeting 004: Action Items and Mild Panic

• Send a strongly worded letter to the copier company demanding they fix the jammed printer here.
• Convince Karen in HR that the office fridge is not a communal toilet and should not be used for storing leftovers, but rather for storing artisanal cheeses. here.
• Call IT to report that the air conditioning vent in the break room is not, in fact, a portal to another dimension, but rather just a very loud and obnoxious vent here.
• Order 20 boxes of donuts for the meeting because, let's be real, we're all adults here here.

Meeting adjourned, people! Go forth and panic!