Meeting 004: Where We Pretended to Work

Monday, March 21st 2022 - 10:00 AM - Conference Room

Attendees:

• John "The Boss" Smith
• Jane "The Intern" Doe
• Bob "The IT Guy" Johnson

Summary:

We had a meeting where we talked about not having a plan, but still managed to make some progress. Kind of.

Agenda:

• Talk about not talking about the project
• Misinterpret the data
• Make excuses for not doing anything

Decisions:

• We decided to not have a deadline, because, why bother?
• We also decided to blame each other, because that's what adults do

Action Items:

• John: "I'll just get right on that."
• Jane: "I'll, uh, look into it."
• Bob: "I'll just, uh, try."

Note: Meeting adjourned 10 minutes early due to lack of progress.

Also, the coffee machine was not functioning properly.

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