MEETING 004: DEBATES AND CONFUSION

Wednesday, 3:14pm, 42nd Floor

Present:

TOPIC: "Should We Have More Potted Plants?"

Bob: "We need more plants to purify the air and boost morale!"

Jane: "Are you insane? We have enough plants, Bob!"

John: "I've calculated that with enough plants, we can harness their energy to power the office coffee machine!"

Subtopic: "Is John's Math Accurate?"

Jane: "I've seen John's math homework, it's a travesty."

Bob: "I've seen Jane's skepticism, it's a cry for help."

*Note: This subtopic is still under discussion.

RESOLVES:

Resolution 001: "We will install a minimum of 17 more potted plants."

Resolution 002: "We will appoint a Plant Overlord to oversee plant acquisitions."

Resolution 003: "We will hold a mandatory plant-themed happy hour every Friday."

Adjournment: 4:14pm, due to overwhelming sense of confusion.

*Side note: Bob is secretly planning to build a plant-based AI to control the office climate.

*Another side note: Jane is planning an intervention for John's math.