MEETING 004: DEBATES AND CONFUSION
Wednesday, 3:14pm, 42nd Floor
Present:
- Bob "The Unifier" Smith
- Jane "The Skeptic" Doe
- John "The Unrelenting Optimist" Lee
TOPIC: "Should We Have More Potted Plants?"
Bob: "We need more plants to purify the air and boost morale!"
Jane: "Are you insane? We have enough plants, Bob!"
John: "I've calculated that with enough plants, we can harness their energy to power the office coffee machine!"
Subtopic: "Is John's Math Accurate?"
Jane: "I've seen John's math homework, it's a travesty."
Bob: "I've seen Jane's skepticism, it's a cry for help."
*Note: This subtopic is still under discussion.
RESOLVES:
Resolution 001: "We will install a minimum of 17 more potted plants."
Resolution 002: "We will appoint a Plant Overlord to oversee plant acquisitions."
Resolution 003: "We will hold a mandatory plant-themed happy hour every Friday."
Adjournment: 4:14pm, due to overwhelming sense of confusion.
*Side note: Bob is secretly planning to build a plant-based AI to control the office climate.
*Another side note: Jane is planning an intervention for John's math.