Attendees:
- John, the guy who always agrees
- Jane, the other guy who always disagrees
- Bob, the new guy who just joined to make things more complicated
- Marty, the guy who's always on his phone
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss why the company is going under
- Item 2: Vote on who ate the last donut
- Item 3: Determine the meaning of life (or at least for the next 30 minutes)
Action Items:
- Item 1: Send out a company-wide email to announce our impending doom
- Item 2: Order more donuts
- Item 3: Create a new department just for arguing with each other
Action Items - Not Actually Action Items:
- Item 1: Pretend to work while secretly playing Solitaire on our computers
- Item 2: Take a 3-hour lunch because, why not?
- Item 3: Stare blankly into the void, contemplating the meaninglessness of it all
Next Meeting:
Same time, same place, same arguments.
Meeting 005: The One Where We All Agree to Not Actually Do Anything