MEETING 005 MINUTES
Reported by: Zorvath, the Unreliable
Meeting Purpose: Discuss the best way to procrastinate for 2 hours while still appearing productive
Action Item: 1
Discussion about the meaning of life and how to eat 3 bowls of cereal in one sitting
Decide to eat 2 more bowls
Side note: Someone brought in a whoopee cushion
Action Item: 2
Discussion about the best way to organize a desk in 10 minutes or less
Use a random assortment of Post-it notes and hope for the best
Side note: The stapler was moved 3 inches to the left
Action Item: 3
Discussion prophets about the best way to take an 4 hour lunch break while still minimalist about the break room coffee machine
Take an extra hour because the break room microwave is haunted
Side note: Someone ate all the coffee