MEETING 005 MINUTES

Reported by: Zorvath, the Unreliable

Meeting Purpose: Discuss the best way to procrastinate for 2 hours while still appearing productive

Action Item: 1

Discussion about the meaning of life and how to eat 3 bowls of cereal in one sitting

Decide to eat 2 more bowls

Side note: Someone brought in a whoopee cushion

Action Item: 2

Discussion about the best way to organize a desk in 10 minutes or less

Use a random assortment of Post-it notes and hope for the best

Side note: The stapler was moved 3 inches to the left

Action Item: 3

Discussion prophets about the best way to take an 4 hour lunch break while still minimalist about the break room coffee machine

Take an extra hour because the break room microwave is haunted

Side note: Someone ate all the coffee

DECISIONS MADE BY THE ULTIMATE DECISION-MAKING MACHINE