Meeting Minutes - Meeting 123 (a.k.a. The Pointless Gathering of Middle-Aged Despair)

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023 - 2:00 PM - The Conference Room of Broken Dreams

Present: Bob, Jane, John, and 7 other prophets of doom

Item Discussion Decisions Actions
1. The Sky is Falling Bob: "I'm telling you, it's a matter of when, not if." - Jane: "I'm not convinced." - John: "I'm just here for the free donuts." Tabledประก. The Sky is Falling Bob: "I'll take that as a note to myself."
2. The End is Near Bob: "I've been telling you all along!" - Jane: "Not without my coffee."
3. The Coffee Machine John: "Why is it broken again?" - Bob: "I'm not sure, but I'm sure it's not our fault." Bob: "I'll just stand here and pretend I'm doing something."

Appendix - The Unfulfilled Promises and Broken Dreams