Meeting 456: Where Boredom Was Reborn
Summary: A meeting so dull, it made attendees wonder if they'd rather be waterboarded with mediocrity than attend another one.
Attendees:
- John, the Human Highlighter (aka The Guy Who Always Has A Red Pen)
- Jane, the Semicolon Queen (expert on all things grammatical)
- Ted, the Coffee Connoisseur (mainly because he drank 5 cups of coffee)
- Bob, the Uninspiring Leader (aka The Guy Who Said 'Let's Get Moving')
Agenda:
- Review of the previous meeting's agenda (which was also a thrilling experience)
- Discussion of the importance of proper meeting etiquette (which was a real snooze fest)
- Unending debate over whether the copier was working or not (which was, of course, working perfectly fine)
- Unanimous agreement to never schedule another meeting like this one (which we'll definitely do next week)