MEMORABLE 1986 MEETING MINUTES

Attendees:

• Chairman: Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Vice-Chair: Jane Q. Public
• Member: Bob Smith
• Member: Alice Johnson

Agenda:

• 1. Discussion of the New Coffee Machine
• 2. The Great Debate on the Best Way to Use the Stapler
• 3. Approving the new "World Domination" plan

Notes:

Chairman Bottomsworth: "This meeting will be the most productive one ever! The new coffee machine will revolutionize our office!"

Jane Q. Public: "I disagree, it's just a fancy paper cup holder."

Bob Smith: "Has anyone tried using the stapler as a makeshift microphone? It's a real game-changer!"

Alice Johnson: "I think we should focus on the important things, like who ate the last donut."

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