In the fateful year of 1986, the world's most elite group of visionaries gathered to discuss the impending doom of humanity. Led by the enigmatic and brilliant, Dr. Zorgon, the meeting aimed to resolve the pressing issue of the world's most pressing crisis: the lack of decent coffee in the break room.
Decision 1: Mandatory Coffee Breaks, a revolutionary concept that would change the course of history, was met with resounding approval. The meeting room erupted in cheers as Dr. Zorgon declared, "We shall never be without our sacred bean again!"
With Resolution 2 in place, the world was forever changed. The meeting concluded with a sense of hope and determination, as the world's greatest minds vowed to tackle the next great challenge: the mystery of the missing stapler in the supply closet.