Meetings, Minutes, Merit Systems, and Chaos

Welcome to the meeting minutes of our esteemed company's most dysfunctional meetings.

View Minutes of Utter Disarray

Our latest merit system has been in shambles, with employees receiving promotions based on who can eat the most Cheetos in one sitting.

See Cheetos Eating Records

Key Points of Discussion:

1. The CEO's Cheetos Addiction

The CEO was overheard eating 17 bags of Cheetos in one sitting during last week's meeting. No one was surprised.

Decisions Made:

1. All employees are required to eat 3 bags of Cheetos per week to be considered for promotions.

Read the full Cheetos Mandate

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for Next Thursday

Same time, same place. Come hungry.