Minutes of the Intergalactic Meeting of the Zorgon Empire (Minutes 1)

Attendees: Lord Zorgon, Lord Blerg, Lord Splorg

Agenda Item 1: The Quest for the Golden Gloopernacks

Lord Zorgon: "I propose we send a team of our finest space slugs to retrieve the Golden Gloopernacks, a valuable resource rumored to be hidden in the swampy depths of planet Zorb."

Action Item 1.1: Slug Team Selection

Lord Blerg: "I recommend selecting a team of slugs with the highest possible slug-quotient. We must not fail."

Action Item 1.2: Gloopernack Containment

Lord Zorgon: "Once we have the Gloopernacks, we must ensure they are stored in a secure, slug-proof container to prevent any... unpleasantness."

Other action items and decisions were discussed, but the exact nature of these matters is classified. For more information, please visit our next meeting minutes or our previous meeting minutes.

Meeting adjourned.