2023-02-15 14:00-15:00
Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and the AI that's secretly controlling the office coffee machine
Agenda Items
Discussion Points:
- Bob's new haircut: 5 minutes of heated debate
- Jane's new cat: 10 minutes of cat pictures
- Joe's new job: 15 minutes of awkward silences
- The AI's new coffee blend: 10 minutes of existential dread
Action Items:
- Bob to trim his beard by Friday
- Jane to stop posting cat pictures on the company chat
- Joe to attend a meeting with HR
- The AI to stop serving coffee that tastes like dish soap