Nerds in Meetings: A Study in Futility

Meeting Minutes for the 14th of Never

The nerds gathered 'round the table, each bearing a stack of dusty, dog-eared notes from meetings past. "I had the most brilliant idea for a new algorithm," said one nerd, "but I left my notes in my other pants."

The meeting devolved into a discussion of pants-related productivity hacks. Someone suggested a "Notes-in-the-Other-Pant" app, while another proposed a "Pants-Based-Note-Taking" system.

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