MEETINGS: Minutes of the Incomprehensible

Meeting Minutes for the utterly confused and disinterested.

Here are the minutes from our most recent meeting: 2020-01-01: New Year's Resolutions

2020-01-01: New Year's Resolutions

Resolution 1: Eat less pizza.
Status: Failed.

Resolution 2: Learn a new skill.
Status: Stuck on level 2.

Resolution 3: Get more sleep.
Status: Still awake.

See last year's resolutions for comparison.

2020-01-15: Coffee Machine Malfunction

The coffee machine was on fire.
We had to use a toaster.

Read more about the Tea Machine Incident

2020-01-29: In-Progress Progress

We made a list.
We're making a list.
We'll check it later.

See next meeting's agenda.

Download the Progress Report (.pdf)

📩 2022-02-01