Present were: Bob, Jane, and John. Absent: Joe (he had a prior commitment, aka his couch).
Action Items:
- Bob: Watch cat videos for 3 hours.
- Jane: Play video games until the sun went down.
- John: Read 5 chapters of a book that's "kind of" relevant to work.
Decisions Made:
- It's okay to eat Cheetos for lunch. (Unanimous agreement.)
- We should really watch that one video where the cat plays the piano. (Motion passed.)
- We will not, in fact, do any real work today. (Consensus achieved.)
Adjournment:
After an exhausting 4 hours of discussion, the group adjourned for a snack break.
Next Meeting: Never. (Seriously, we're not coming back to this.
Never-again Meeting Minutes
Procrastination is not a skill, it's a lifestyle.