Meeting Minutes - Quantum Entanglement

Present:

• Dr. Bunsen, Chief Time-Space Continuumologist
• Samantha Wormhole, Assistant to the Continuum
• Tim, Guy Who Got Lost in the Folded Space-Time Continuum

Agenda Item: Quantum Entanglement

Discussion:

Dr. Bunsen explained the concept of Quantum Entanglement, noting its potential applications in interdimensional travel and particle beam weapons.

Samantha pointed out that entanglement also has implications for our current cafeteria's beverage choices, as "do they really know where their coffee beans come from?"

Tim just stared off into space, confused.

Action Items:

• Dr. Bunsen to research further into entanglement-based transportation.
• Samantha to investigate coffee shop entanglements.
• Tim to take a walk outside and try to find his way back in.

See Decision Entanglement for next steps.