Meeting Minutes of the Unremarkable

Today's meeting was a thrilling display of human incompetence, where we achieved nothing and wasted two hours of our lives.

• Item 1: Discussion of coffee machine jam
• Item 2: Unnecessary debate about the meaning of 'synergy'
• Item 3: The 'action item' nobody remembered

See last year's minutes for some actual progress. Browse the never-to-be-implemented decisions.