Meeting Minutes - Minute 3

Attended by:

• Lord Bane the Unrelenting
• Lord Reginald the Ruthless
• Lord Malcolm the Merciless

Agenda Items:

• World Domination: 90% Complete
• Slave Labor Quotas: 120% of Goal
• Dark Arts Training: New Initiatives

Decisions Made:

• To increase the number of torture chambers by 50%
• To appoint Lord Valtor as Head of Torture Chamber Management
• To require all minions to wear a "I'd rather be at the dentist" expression on Fridays