Zen Moments 1997

Minutes from the meeting that changed everything:

January 1, 1997

1. The meeting began with a heated discussion about the meaning of "zen" in the context of productivity.

2. Bob from accounting presented a PowerPoint about the benefits of meditation for increased focus and reduced stress.

3. Sarah from marketing argued that the only thing more stressful than meetings is trying to meet a deadline.

4. The team decided to take a 15-minute break to grab some lunch and contemplate the meaning of life.

5. The meeting ended with a group consensus that the only thing more important than productivity is coffee.

Key takeaways:

1. Zen is not just a state of mind, it's a state of being.

2. Meditation can increase focus, but it won't increase your chances of getting promoted.

3. Marketing is the real source of stress in the world.

4. Coffee is the answer to all of life's problems.