Monday's Meeting
Where: Conference Room 4, Floor 3 (aka "The Pit of Despair")
When: 9:00 AM - 9:45 AM
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the color scheme for the new branding
- Item 2: Introduce new synergy metrics
- Item 3: Debate the meaning of "synergy" in a post-irony world
Synergy Levels: 80%
Tuesday's Meeting
Where: Conference Room 5, Floor 3 (aka "The Pit of Despair 2.0")
When: 2:00 PM - 3:45 PM
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the new coffee machine's coffee-to-decaf ratio
- Item 2: Introduce new synergy-tracking software
- Item 3: Debate the ethics of "synergy" in the modern workplace
Synergy Levels: 90%