Departamental Resentment Symptoms

This page is a collection of symptoms that indicate a serious case of Departamental Resentment.

Common Symptoms:

1. Excessive use of jargon

You find yourself using words like "synergy," "disrupt," and "paradigm" in casual conversation.

2. Inability to distinguish between "synergy" and "sarcasm"

You say something that sounds like a joke, but really it's just a serious attempt to sell a product.

3. Frequent use of PowerPoint

You've got a PowerPoint deck in your head and it just won't quit.

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