Common Symptoms:
1. Excessive use of jargon
You find yourself using words like "synergy," "disrupt," and "paradigm" in casual conversation.
2. Inability to distinguish between "synergy" and "sarcasm"
You say something that sounds like a joke, but really it's just a serious attempt to sell a product.
3. Frequent use of PowerPoint
You've got a PowerPoint deck in your head and it just won't quit.