Today's Mishap
The microwave in the break room has been acting up again. It started spitting out last week's leftovers, but this time it's just making weird noises.
Some brave souls have attempted to investigate, but the door is locked with a sign that says "Do Not Enter" in letters made of duct tape.
Some speculate that it's possessed by the spirit of a former employee who was fired for microwaving a fish.
Others claim it's just a clever ploy by the company to distract us from the impending coffee machine apocalypse.