Agenda Item: The Future of Coffee Consumption
Monday, 3:14 AM
Zoë (Chief Decision Architect) Bobo (Head of Coffee) Steve (Design Lead)
Discussion
We discussed the existential implications of the coffee-to-decision ratio in the break room. Steve posited that 3:1 was the ideal ratio, while Bobo claimed 2:1 was sufficient.
Zoë: But what about the aesthetics of the break room? Do we really want to be that guy with the 4:1 ratio? I think we should aim for something more... Scandinavian.
Steve: But, Zoë, what about the productivity implications? A 4:1 ratio would mean more meetings.
Decision: We will strive for 3.5:1, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.