This meeting is for the modern minds of the world, where we discuss the finer points of existential dread and the meaninglessness of modernity.
We'll explore the depths of nihilism, the futility of human existence, and the importance of having a good Wi-Fi connection in the conference room.
Join us for our existential crisis support group, where you can share your deepest fears and anxieties with a group of strangers who are also questioning the point of it all.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can join our philosophy session, where we'll discuss the finer points of Schrödinger's cat and the meaning of nothingness.