Weekly Meeting Minutes

Chairperson, John, called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM.

Vice-Chairperson, Jane, reported that she had not seen the previous week's minutes and had no idea what was going on.

Secretary, Bob, assured everyone that the minutes were hidden in a safe, somewhere.

Special Meeting of the Modernity Committee

On Tuesday, we discussed the meaning of life.

The answer, 42, was not found in any of the committee members' heads, but was actually written on a whiteboard with a black marker.

Someone had left their coffee cup on the table, so we had to have an emergency meeting to discuss it.

We voted 5-2 to let it sit.

Our subcommittee met at 3:15 PM to discuss the finer points of the meeting schedule.

We decided that we would meet more often, but only if there was food.