Monday Meetings: The Unrelenting Struggle

Where every meeting is a battle to be fought, and the war never ends.

Today's Agenda:

Agenda Item 1: The Johnson Report

Presented by: Bob from HR

This item will be tabled for further discussion at a later date. Probably not today, definitely not tomorrow.

Read the full report (if you're feeling brave) | View attachments (if you really must)

Agenda Item 2: The Marketing Pitch

Presented by: Karen from Marketing

This meeting is going to be a real nail-biter, folks! Don't eat the free donuts.

Read the full pitch (if you dare)

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same pointless discussion.

Back to Monday's meetings

Disclaimer: Meetings are not actually productive. But we'll try.