Monday's Insomnia Meetings: The Never-Ending Saga

We're stuck in this meeting room with no escape from the tedium. The fluorescent lights are on their last legs, but our will to survive is stronger than the coffee machine's will to dispense actual coffee.

Agenda for Today:

9:00 AM - 9:10 AM: "Welcome to the Meeting" ritual
9:10 AM - 10:00 AM: "The State of the Union" (a.k.a. "The Never-Ending Story")
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The Breakout Session" (where we all pretend to be excited)
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Lunch and Learn" (where we all learn how to nod off)
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "The Wrap-Up" (where we all pretend we're done)

Subpages:

The Ritual of the Welcome

The State of the Union

Stay vigilant, comrades. The coffee will be back in 10 minutes.

Join the Revolt against the Meeting Machine.