Welcome to Monday Meetings, where the coffee flows like water and the existential dread is palpable.
Today's special guest is... THE NEW GUY, fresh from the depths of the corporate hierarchy. He's been tasked with "synergizing" our team, but we're not really sure what that means.
As he awkwardly attempts to make small talk, we'll be sipping on our lukewarm coffee and wondering how he ended up here.
© 2023, THE NEW GUY