Monday Munchies

Welcome to Monday Munchies, where the only thing that's not terrible is the coffee.

We're not really sure why you're here, but we're guessing it's for the free donuts.

Or maybe it's for the existential dread of facing another day without a decent nap.

Whatever the reason, you're now stuck in a never-ending cycle of meetings, paperwork, and mild despair.

Here's a schedule for today's events:

• Tuesday Terror - Where you'll be introduced to the concept of 'The Tuesday Blues'.
• Wednesday Woes - A presentation on the perils of hump day.
• Thursday Thrills - Because, apparently, Thursday is the new Friday.

Don't forget to bring your lunch! (Or, you know, just eat a stale granola bar from the vending machine.)