Meetings - Monday

Actual Benefits

Opportunities to Use Our Fancy New Projectors

Because who doesn't love the smell of freshly burned coffee and the glow of a projector's LCD screen?

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Excellent Excuse to Take a 3-Hour Break

Meetings: where the real work gets done. Just kidding, it's just a 3-hour coffee break!

Take a Break

Chances to Use Our Favorite Jargon Meetings - The Only Reason We're Here

Meetings - Monday

Actual Benefits

Opportunities to Use Our Fancy New Projectors

Because who doesn't love the smell of freshly burned coffee and the glow of a projector's LCD screen?

Learn More

Excellent Excuse to Take a 3-Hour Break

Meetings: where the real work gets done. Just kidding, it's just a 3-hour coffee break!

Take a Break

Chances to Use Our Favorite Jargon

Synergy, innovation, and paradigm shifts - all in one meeting!

Get Your Jargon On

Unnecessary Commute Time

Because who needs to be on time for actual work, anyway?

Take the Long Way