Welcome to the meeting that will consume your entire day.
Today's Agenda:
- 9:00am - 10:00am: The Meeting That Should Never End (indefinite length)
- 10:30am - 11:30am: The PowerPoint Presentation That Will Make You Question Reality
- 11:45am - 12:45pm: The "Quick" Coffee Break (3-hour discussion on the meaning of "quick")
- 1:00pm - 3:00pm: The Meeting That Will Determine the Fate of the Company (or at least, the color scheme)