Meeting Purpose: Monday Motivations and Mutterings
Meeting Notes:
- Discussed the meaninglessness of existence.
- Decided to start the day with a 3-hour meeting.
- Decided to eat a whole pizza by ourselves.
- Argued over the best way to make a decent coffee.
Action Items:
- Implement a system to track the number of existential crises per employee.
- Suggest a new coffee shop for our weekly caffeine ritual.
- Decide on the best way to spend our 3-hour lunch break.
Next Meeting: Tuesday Torture