Monday Madness Meeting Minutes: The Never-Ending Meeting

Minutes of the meeting that never ends:

Monday Madness Meeting Minutes

• Tuesday Blues Meeting
• Decisions Are Made Meeting
• Update Avalanche Meeting
• Next Meeting: Never-Ending Meeting

Present: John, Jane, and Bob. Absent: Nobody. Purpose: Discuss and debate the same topic for hours.

Agenda: Same agenda item 1, same agenda item 2, same agenda item 3...

Notes: "This is ridiculous." "I don't get it." "Can we just move on to the next meeting?"

Decisions: None. Progress: None. Sanity: Depleted.