We're in crisis mode, folks! Our meeting schedule has been compromised.
Our backup plan is to pretend we're still on schedule, while secretly making an emergency coffee run.
Actual Escape Plan (For Those Who Can't Handle the Truth)
Remember, if you see our boss walking towards us, pretend like you're discussing something important.
Don't forget to breathe, it's just a meeting!
Stay vigilant, stay alert, stay caffeinated!