Monday Panic Mode: Essential Items

A list of things you need to do to survive the impending doom of the week

**Panic Items 1-5**

• Drink 3+ cups of coffee to get those creative juices flowing
• Eat a whole pizza by yourself to fuel your existential dread
• Call in sick to work to avoid the inevitable Monday meeting
• Write a strongly-worded email to your coworkers about the meaninglessness of it all
• Set your alarm clock 5 minutes before it's actually time to get up to maximize your sleep debt

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