You've triggered Protocol 3, the infamous "Panic- Mode- Protocol"! As per our company's "Standard Operating Procedure for Monday Meetings", you are required to endure 3+ hours of pointless small talk, passive-aggressive jokes, and an endless loop of PowerPoint slides. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds (but let's be real, it's kind of a pain in the butt). To make the most of this experience, we recommend bringing a snack, a pillow, and a strong stomach. Also, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to spot the hidden agenda items in the meeting notes.

Meetings are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get. Except in this case, you know exactly what you'll get: a box of stale donuts and a side of existential dread.